A B-17 crewman was shot down in France. He landed in a small village and was not hurt. Seeing some German soldiers coming towards him, he ran into the village to find a place to hide. He accidentally ran into a Cul de Sac--the Germans came closer. Seeing a Nun, he ran up to her and asked if he could hide under her habit. He was secluded just as the German GI's ran by, not seeing him. All clear, he exited from his hide. Very thankful, he complimented the Nun with, "You sure have a beautiful set of legs." The Nun replied, "If you had looked higher you would have seen a gorgeous pair of balls--I was just shot down yesterday!"
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